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JETS TURN TO GOD AND MR. INTANGIBLE, TIM TEBOW.

March 22nd, 2012 · No Comments · sports

Forget about Rex Ryan’s foot fetish – here comes Mr. Intangible Tim Tebow.

Why Not. Nothing else has worked. At least since 1969. Look for Tebowing to catch on in Times Square.

Tim Tebow can, in actuality be “The Savior.”

Tim Tebow will eventually be the starter. And while the Jets front office and Rex Ryan will say all the right things Mark Sanchez will be around for one more season and will be traded. He had his chance with the powers that be in the NY Jets organization and couldn’t deliver. Two championship games and two fair but certainly less than stellar efforts have now done him in.

To be sure the New York press had had enough of him. So now here comes Tim Tebow, Mr. Intangible to take the snap under center. A word of warning to The New Orleans Saints, hands off Tim Tebow. He’s one of the Lord’s. Tim can rest in that, especially after “Bounty Gate” that defenses will treat him a little less rough than the New York media. And the traps will be out there in the way of women and vice.

Yes, I am concerned for Tim Tebow, being thrown into the Lions Den, modern day Babylon.

I am concerned for Tim Tebow, being thrown into the Lions Den, modern day Babylon. The sports headline writers must be licking their chops. The shirts and jerseys will fly off the shelves, the endorsements will be many and the Savior will have an incredible opportunity to shine on heathen New York, no, heathen America, a light on themselves and make people consider how with God, all things are possible.

That is of course, as long as he delivers the Jets to the promised land.

JETS TURN TO GOD AND MR. INTANGIBLE, TIM TEBOW

JETS TURN TO GOD AND MR. INTANGIBLE, TIM TEBOW

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