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TIGER WOODS AND PHIL MICKELSON? DIRK DIGLER RIDES AGAIN.

April 11th, 2010 · No Comments · Uncategorized

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

Phil and Amy Mickelson Swingers? Okay… but what’s with the illegitimate kid? What are these guys taking? Forget Nike, someone call the PR people for Viagra! And Tiki Barber left his pregnant wife. Hey everybody, come on in the water’s fine!

Everytime I see Tiger Woods I’m going to think of Tiger banging some slut up against a tree on the green. Not Nike.

Hey! As long as life is this ridiculous I’ll keep using that line. I watched the “interview” with Tiger Woods and how he waxed on about feeling good about being out there again. And that stupid and pretentious Nike commercial with the ghost of Tiger Woods’ father’s voice-over.. OMG.

But apparently Tiger Woods isn’t the only stud on the course. Taking a backseat to Phil Mickelson who just won the green jacket at the masters may quickly become a side story as rumors of an illegitimate child arise? WHAT? Is he portrayed in that Tiger Woods Porno too?

What I’m reminded of is Mark Wahlberg as “Dirk Digler” and his trusty side “Reed Rothschild” played by John C. Reilly. Maybe they should get back together as a pair of porno golfers hitting the links. And tapping that…. Grass.

Anyway – More on Phil rumors here

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