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HOW LONG UNTIL CHRIS BROWN TURNS INTO AARON HERNANDEZ?

October 26th, 2013 · No Comments · Social Commentary

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WE USED TO HAVE DEAN MARTIN. NOW WE HAVE CHRIS BROWN AND ROBIN THICKE

Recently I wrote about Dean Martin, the suave multi-talented though admittedly functional alcoholic crooner of Italian descent (is that enough adjectives or what) and how there will never be another like him. These days we have Chris Brown and Robin Thicke. Turns out that Chris Brown is in trouble – YET AGAIN. I would love to know who his lawyers are because they keep getting the charges reduced or dropped. From beating the crap out of Rihanna, to dodging community service, now another incident involving a brawl.

I heard that he’s going as disgraced New England Patriots Tight End Aaron Hernandez for Halloween. I’m sure he’s got real guns too. How long until this guy goes too far and either offs himself or worse, someone else. Then the finger-pointing will start in earnest.

This won’t be a long article. Just look at these three pictures and I think you’ll get the point.

From President Reagan to Frank Sinatra, Don Rickles To Mr. T, Dean was walking with the greatest (oh yeah, Muhammad Ali too). Now the male singers that are constantly in our face are either getting into brawls or humping and groping in public.

Oy Vey! From Crooning to Twerking.

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