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FUNNY MOTHER’S DAY POEMS

May 10th, 2010 · No Comments · Social Commentary

I wouldn’t be anywhere without my mom who has come through for me my entire life. This my first Mother’s Day as a dad. It’s a little weird but an epiphany of sorts.

I found some really funny and sweet poems for mom at Dayformothers.com. Life is full of laughter, and on a day celebrating mothers it is wonderful to focus on some of the funny moments of life as a mother.

Here are funny Mother’s Day poems for you to enjoy and share with your mom.

What If Moms…
Author: Milou

What if moms were mean and grind
And also rather unfair and unkind
Would they scream and bite and hit
Or call people numskulls, birdbrains, or nitwits
A bet that might happen, if you forget
To celebrate Mother’s Day and instead play croquet!

Mommy
Author: Unknown

Mommy you are sweet
Mommy you are nice
Don’t ever leave me
Cause you make the best rice!!!!

Mum Your The Best
Author: Maryam

Mum your the best,
And I owe you the rest,
I make some mess,
And you make it less,

Mum I love you,
And so do you,
So I’ll make you happy,
And you’ll feel merry.

Dear Lord
Author: Unknown

Dear Lord, it’s such a hectic day
With little time to stop and pray
For life’s been anything but calm
Since You called on me to be a mom
Running errands, matching socks
Building dreams with building blocks
Cooking, cleaning, and finding shoes
And other stuff that children lose
Fitting lids on bottled bugs
Wiping tears and giving hugs
A stack of last weeks mail to read
So where’s the quiet time I need?
Yet when I steal a minute, Lord
Just at the sink or ironing board
To ask the blessings of Your grace
I see then, in my small one’s face
That you have blessed me
All the while
And I stop to kiss
That precious smile

These poems would be perfect to include in a gift for your mother. You could write them on a card or perhaps even memorize them and recite the poem to your mother. Whatever you chose to do, I hope you and your mother have a wonderful Mother’s Day 2010. May these funny Mother’s Day poems bring you smiles as you celebrate mom’s wonderful day.

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