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BRISTOL PALIN TEEN ACTIVIST HAS WARDROBE MALFUNCTION IN MIDDLE OF DANCING WITH THE STARS

October 6th, 2010 · No Comments · Social Commentary

From the WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON DEPARTMENT.

Question: How stupid is the American Public.
Answer: THAT STUPID.

Let the words sink in…. Bristol Palin, Teen Activist. Dressed in that same, ummm, businesswoman’s outfit…. librarian’s outfit…. okay what the heck LOOKING LIKE A MILF, and let’s face it, she qualifies.

Little did teen activist Bristol know that she’d be usurping her mom and relegating the latter to the status of GILF. (Grandmother).

Everything is going according to script, but you know that she can’t dance the entire number looking intelligent. This would be a good time for a well placed “Wardrobe Malfunction.” Now that’s more like it, just sans pole. And like with Janet Jackson, when the spinmeister’s came up with “Wardrobe Malfunction”, some genius in a conference room came up with Bristol Palin – Teen Activist. It’s so ridiculous – and you know they know, that we know it’s ridiculous – but go ahead and do it anyway because they have to do something about this….. girl…. before the 2012 election.

I mean come on. Last night it’s the overdone pink on the Dolphins and Patriots, tonight it’s Bristol Palin on my TV?

What THE HELL IS GOING ON????

Remember actress Keisha Castle-Hughes (no? exactly), the star of a film about the Nativity who had to miss the film’s premiere at the Vatican and a date with the Pope? Seriously – I read it on the internet! You can’t make this stuff up. Then Jamie Lynn Spears gets knocked up, and now we have to digest Bristol Palin – teen activist. At least the other two did something.

And who’s teen mom Farrah?

I don’t know which is worse – Bristol Palin Pregnant Teen, Bristol Palin Milf, or Bristol Palin Teen Activist.

Watch if you can.

bristol palin teen activist lmao

bristol palin teen activist lmao

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