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ONLY WEAR UNDERWEAR ONCE UNLESS YOU USE CHARMIN DON’T WEAR UNDERWEAR

May 25th, 2013 · No Comments · humor

Charmin Bear Wears Underwear More Than Once

Charmin Bear Wears Underwear More Than Once

Charmin has broken the stain barrier by talking about stained underwear in a recent commercial. Usually it’s about 2 ply this and softness that… but ultimately it’s about making sure the results of your number two don’t ruin your underwear.

Stains, pieces left behind, nothing is left to the imagination. The best comedy is the comedy of truth, or the truth hurts, however you slice it, Charmin has struck gold with the Charmin Bear.

Charmin talked about stained underwear resulting from using other brands. In other words if you don’t use Charmin, you can expect tire tracks, bacon strips whatever the case may be for your gender in between the leg holes in your underwear. We all know it.

Some celebrities like Chris Brown …. circumvent the issue by only wearing a given pair of underwear once where as almost a full quarter of British men admit to wearing the same pair of underwear more than once and see nothing wrong with it. Must be Charmin users.

Others may use tucks or a well placed folded up piece of toilet paper between the cheek and gums to prevent from unwanted discharge or a bum that hasn’t been thoroughly cleaned.

Think about celebrities with cocaine habits starting out the night. A trip to the toilet is almost immediate before doing the lasso on the dance floor.

Did you ever think about those celebs that DON’T wear underwear? What about Glen Close in Basic Instinct?

I sure hope she uses Charmin.

Up next…. At what age can girls start wearing thongs?

Brian McLane is a New York City Daddy Blogger and Humorist who blogs on media related isses at brianmclane.com. You can follow him on Twitter @BrianMcLaneNYC

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