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DADDY RAPPER and THE DAD RAP

December 5th, 2012 · No Comments · Comedy

The Dad Rap

CHORUS
I got a daughter who’s a brat
And a son who’s a sneak
When it comes to being good
They lack the values that I seek

My little girl is zoning
On doc McStuffins
When I tell her turn it off
She be thinking that I’m bluffin
My son loves art
He needs a crayon and an easel
When it comes to doing math
He be stalling like a weasel

My girl starts to crying
My son is always lyin
They’re not quite gettin
These lessons I’m applying

CHORUS
Got a Daughter who’s a brat
And a son who’s a sneak
I can’t say it enough so
Allow me to repeat
(Repeat)

My daughter’s glued to the iPad
That used to be mine
While my wife is Dumbing Out
On Criminal Minds
My PC, Mac and Berry
Never have any power
Cause my son takes them
to the bathroom for an an hour

I’m just tryin to keep it real
And bring home the money
When I walk in the door
I swear it’s always something
She did this
And he did that
Shut the hell up
Everyone how’s that?

CHORUS
Got a Daughter who’s a brat
And a son who’s a sneak
I can’t say it enough so
Allow me to repeat
(Repeat)

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